LCS Hockey Awards
May 3rd, 2007 by murph
Screw the NHL. Who needs their awards? LCS Hockey has released their award nominations for 2006-07 and two Islanders have made the cut. The LCS Award show is more fun anyways…more gin!
The Sean Avery comment made me spit up my coffee this morning.
NO HEART TROPHY
This prestigious award is given to the player deemed least valuable to his team. And the nominees are…Nikolai Zherdev, Columbus Blue Jackets: Did Zherdev even play this season? Signing that new contract must have taken a lot out of him. But where would the Blue Jackets be without him? Well, probably right where they are now.
Todd Bertuzzi, Florida Panthers edition: Let’s see, the Panthers traded Roberto Luongo to get him, only to watch Bertuzzi miss most of the season and then use his impending free agency to all but force a trade to Detroit for virtually nothing. Yeah, that worked out well for Florida. But what kind of a guy takes millions of dollars from a team, not to mention top medical care, and then bolts town? Probably the same kind of guy who punches someone from behind. Bertuzzi 3:16… I just screwed your franchise.
Alexei Yashin, New York Islanders: A perennial contender, Yashin finds new and exciting ways to disappoint every year. Just when you think he gives nothing, he digs deep and finds a way to give even less. But as long as the checks clear, who cares? Yashin’s still sitting at the end of the bench at Nassau Coliseum waiting for Ted Nolan to tell him to go home.
DALE HUNTER TROPHY
Given to the least gentlemanly player.Chris Simon, New York Islanders: He two-handed someone in the face. That’s gonna be tough to beat.
Sean Avery, New York Rangers: He’s the guy voted most likely to get two-handed in the face.
Jarkko Ruutu, Pittsburgh Penguins: He’s like Esa Tikkanen’s cheaper, nastier little brother.
fauxrumors Says
1) That was some funny shit! Funny because almost all of it is TRUE! LOL
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:10 pm